I really want to do this a second time? Pfffft.

“Yes, I can potty
all by myself, Momma, see?”
*So, excited, proud.*

“Psych, fooled you, haha!
I can do it, but now I
just don’t feel like it!”

“Instead, I’m gonna
crap every night and pee on
the floor every day!”

“Yet another piece
of The Plan in action! Soon
you’ll crack completely!”

Potty Training Bull
is enough to make me sure
that one kid’s enough.